Sunday, 17 July 2011

Potato saving scheme


In the early spring I dutifully put in the seed potatoes and looked forward to our rich bountiful harvest....
Due to very dry late spring, they came up and stayed rather...runty to say the least, one or two flowers bloomed and withered. As the ground was becoming akin to death valley, I dug them all up in one go. They made one fantastic curry and one 'poor man's potatoes'. Hummm..roughly two potato for the price of one, plus the faff of putting them in, compost etc. Usually totally effortless vegetable, maybe better next year...

POOR MAN;'s POTATOES

this always varies according to whether one gets distracted by the cat scratching the sofa, phone call or whatever, thus differing (is this a word?) the texture of the spud.

Boil water, put washed but not peeled spuds in, roughly chopped to big bite sizes. When possible to poke with a fork, drain. Heat olive oil to dangerous hot, throw in potatoes and lashings of chopped garlic plus some fresh red chilli if you like things a bit 'piquant'. Leave to stick to the bottom until someone says "is something burning", turn them over (spuds, not person) well you can do that too if you like...and cook until well browned. Turn into fancy rustic dish and serve with sour cream and chives, home made tomato sauce, or HP is pretty good.

Yes we love our car.


We love it so much. We clean it every Sunday, Mark spends hours with the T cut getting that deep long lasting shine...Not.
I just had to post this, it could be art, or it could just be an indication of how much the cleanliness of our poor car does bother us...
Its a CD of Mark's film music, with a very black banana skin stuck to it with a plastic sweet box adhered to the banana with some interesting species of mould. He found it, not when cleaning the car out, but trying find his phone.

Le bore de France


Well it would have been churlish not to go and see them set off, hardly taxing since it was about 100 metres down the road. It was raining in a sort of Irish mist way and quite chilly. We stood near the fire station and watched herds of adorned trucks and cars with happy (or possibly not) waving people hurling stuff out of windows. Key rings, hats, crisps, useless plastic clacky noise makers, and much more assorted twaddle. No sample gas bottles were thrown into the crowd when Butagaz or whoever they were appeared, but we did all get sprayed with water by Vittel which was crap as everyone was already wet and cold.
Someone told me that 39 tons of plastic rubbish is produced in the Tour de France publicity caravan and that most of it is thrown away after about an hour...don't know how anybody has calculated this but it sounds plausible. I mean what is the world coming to.....
A gendarme told me that after the silly wagons it would be about an hour to wait in the drizzle, so we went back and had lunch and returned. Another half an hour and it started. Thousand press cars and bikes, police, medics etc and then huge pack of sinewy shiny, lycra clad men appeared (I liked this bit) It was impressive, not just their buttocks either, the thought of them all cycling to Montpellier, the huge serpent snaking its way across the département, would be good to see it all from a plane.
So me and Ezra enjoyed the 20 seconds, and then it was all over. We walked back eating small greasy cakes and sporting Skoda hats to the sound of a few melancholic air horns.

Friday, 8 July 2011

no dog is an island


Just got in from mad driving day, Montauban, as the boy person wished to explore it (good choice, most elegant place) and searching for a certain bath in the hideous planet of Castorama in Toulouse. Returned without bath as it was worryingly long and I was to tired to go and find bungy ropes etc. At least I know where the bloody place is now. Was I just tired or are French road signs really... bad. Wasted about an hour trying to find the direction for Montauban from Toulouse, there is a sign, then it just melts away the next time and says Paris or something, and one has to go back to where one started and drive slowly avoiding collisions with peeved 31 plate drivers, all the time looking for the elusive blue or green directive, until you see it half a kilometer away under a shadowy flyover.
Anyway I waffel. The house seems to smell odd these days. I think it might be Una pictured above. She is about 130 in human years so entitled to be a little whiffy. They wagged so fondly at our return I thought I would just put them on my blog instead of the impressive photo of the bridge in Montauban which I can't download as the USB cable seems to be tired too.
This is an example photo of the extent these dogs need to snuggle. Here they are in about 28 degrees on the sheepskin island instead of that awful hard concrete.
Small dog's leg has been passed by the vet as being fine. He is still hopping though with one dandy leg proffered as if waiting to be passed his fallen silk cravat.
Wimp.